Susan is most likely the laziest mean person in the universe. She will do anything to get out of doing something. Very clever, Susan is usually able to trick her fellow squad members into performing the tasks delegated to her. While the rest of the squad is busy doing her chores, Susan spends her time shouting at them, calling them names and insulting them. For some reason, no one gets upset at this. Born to a wealthy family on the planet Firsttofall, Susan was spoiled from birth. Unfortunately for everyone involved, Firsttofall was destroyed early on in the third Alien Attack. The lone survivor of the planet, because she happened to be shopping at the Milky Way Mall, Susan could do nothing except join the ranks of the military. How she passed basic training is still a mystery.